Name: Get Ripped
Duration: P00H03M38S
Description: I'm going to get ripped

Get Ripped

by Faelsorrow

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I'm going to get ripped

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Gotta get to the gym
Gotta get reps in
Gotta pick up heavy things
And not eat onion rings
Or fries

Sit up, push up
Heart rate goes up
Lunges, burpees
No more slurpees
Fat dies

I want to get ripped
Instead of being torn
I must be shredded
It is the oath I've sworn

Gotta feel that burn
Even though I yearn
For chocolate cake
That would be a mistake
I can't

Do some curls
Wink at girls
Eating keto
Would be neato
Eggplant!

I'm going to get ripped
Instead of being torn
Even if it makes me wish
That I was never born

I have always been fat
But I have had enough of that
My doctor says I'll die
If I don't give health a try

Gotta get to the gym
Gotta put work in
Gotta pick up heavy stuff
And become super buff
A god

And if I fail
They'll tell the tale
My death was fated
Doing what I hated
How odd

I'm going to get ripped off by so many crooks
It's all a grift you see
To sell you books

And pills, and shakes, and vitamins
Protein powder
Grass fed beef
And pills, and shakes, and vitamins
Protein powder
Grass fed beef
And exercise equipment that you won't use
And gym contracts that you can't get out of
And pills
And shakes
And vitamins

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released September 8, 2019
Words and music by Blake Faelsorrow
Created in Logic Pro

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Faelsorrow Edmonton, Alberta

The deranged musings and music of Blake Faelsorrow, misanthropic outcast.

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