Name: No More Snipping 4 U
Duration: P00H02M59S
Description: Inspired by a Facebook post from a Domino's Pizza in Zimbabwe

No More Snipping 4 U

by Faelsorrow

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Inspired by a Facebook post from a Domino's Pizza in Zimbabwe

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Let me tell you a tale
Of a mean old lobster
Walked into a pizza joint
Acting like a mobster

He was threatening the patrons
Brandishing his claws
Gonna snip you in the ankle
He's got no respect for laws

The Sea Snipper
He's gonna clip ya
You can't run away
There's gonna be hell to pay

Three are in intensive care
Two will never walk
One died a hero
His memory in chalk

But someone found some black tape
Overcoming fear
Managed to subdue the beast
And now it's all clear

No more snipping 4 u
He he
He he
No more snipping 4 u
He he
He he
You try to snip me
But there's nothing you can do
Your snippers are wrapped up
And you're going in the stew
Where there's no more snipping 4 u
He he
He he

The Sea Snipper
He can't clip ya (not anymore)
So delicious
And quite nutricious (yum yum yum yum)

No more snipping 4 u
He he
He he
No more snipping 4 u
He he
He he
You were quite a badass
But now you're through
Just an empty shell
And a buttery goo
And there's no more snipping 4 u
He he
He he

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released April 13, 2019
Music and lyrics by Blake Faelsorrow
Created in Logic Pro

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The deranged musings and music of Blake Faelsorrow, misanthropic outcast.

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